Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 21, 2015
Transcript:
mirror: Bumgarner on the mound...the count: 2 and 2... rj: y'know what would make baseball more fun? and the pitch... rj: An exploding baseball. high and outside. ball three.... rj: No. wait...an exploding disintegrator baseball. Rj: The second the bat hits the ball, the sport would vaporize into a cloud of snail paced nostalgia and stinky socks. posey gives the sign. bum looks to first... but that's never gonna happen 'cause nerds like you love this stupid slowpoke game. whip! slide! drop! loop de loop! shwish! thwap!!! tv: strike 3! He retires the side!! rJ: how'd he do that? verne: Without any help from you.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Hammy must be the pitcher !
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
the giants never hacked the houston astros unlike the garbage team called the st louis cards.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever read a comments section on this site where all prior commenters seemed to be so, well, off base.Hammy is not the pitcher. Madison Bumgarner, last year’s World Series winner even though the trophy went to the San Francisco Giants, is.The comment about hacking into the Astros database has absolutely zero relevance to this strip.Mad Bum is a pitcher. A picture is a photograph.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Those who complain that baseball is too slow a game simply do not understand it. They fail to realize that each pitch is a complete play. Defenders move before, during and after a pitch. Any runners on base do the same, and affect how the defenders move. As the count changes with each pitch, so do the dynamics of that specific contest between pitcher and batter. Decisions are made regarding type of pitch to throw, and where to try to throw it with respect to the strike zone. Managers are making decisions as to both offensive and defensive plays to run with each pitch, depending on the totality of the circumstances of the game and the at-bat. The fielders too are making decisions with each pitch about what to do if the ball is hit to them, depending on whether it is hit on the ground or in the air and how hard it is hit. The batter is making decisions with each pitch as to what he might be trying to do offensively; hit to a particular area of the field, bunt or take a full swing, try for a home run, a hit, or a sacrifice of some sort. Myriad calculations are going on in the heads of everyone involved with each pitch, and a wide range of decisions arise from all those calculations. This is why it is called “the thinking man’s game.”
Commycon over 9 years ago
Now that was a great Father’s Day gift. Thanks Lewis & Fry.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
As a long-time Braves partisan, I always appreciate pitching excellence, even when we are on the receiving end. Bumgarner is the real deal, on a par with Kershaw and Scherzer. Don’t know much about the designated pitchers in the other league.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Those calls are the sounds of summer to me. Summer when my dad, on a rotating shift, was home on some afternoons. We closed the blinds to keep cool, he sat in “his” chair (in which my younger brother now watches ballgames) and I would bring a beer out to him while he mowed the lawn between pitches. Never understood the game, but love the "music’ of the calls, the bat smacks, and the crowds in the background.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Exploding soccer balls? Now that I’d watch.