Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 29, 2015

I see what you’re doing Zeke.

Look, Andy, if you want to keep your job, you have to let me harvest just one stalk, okay? It’s for Leopold, and you know how he is….

Uh oh, better keep an eye on him Andy,

The bartender is learning fast – he makes a very good pupil.

Ain’t like they won’t grow back

Andy better be making a damn sight better than $15 an hour is all I have to say.

The Tooth Fairy just walked in. It’s not Andy’s night.Oh dear. A purple people eater…