Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2015

A duck of action, not words.

The back cover has some quotes from critics::“Blowed up good!” — Big Jim McBob“Blowed up REAL good!” — Billy Sol Hurok

What, no comic censor man?

Well, at least Guard Duck is kinda back. Maybe he’ll be called back to active duty. One can only hope.

The Uniquacker?

I can not tell if Little Guard Duck …. Has a neck beard… …. Or is Amish. I would prefer he be Amish than a hipster.

oh yeah…well you missed duckkk….and guess what……your going to need a bigger bomb….

with anduck is filler the same as stuffing?

Just about every male I’ve known who retired from the military immediately started with a beard. They didn’t all keep them, but they at least grew them for a while.

What the hell? Guard duck with a lot of facial hair, and not just an average beard?

I like Guard Duck’s way of thinking. Very honest and to the point.Is he now becoming a reclusive Survivalist?

Well, he got the main part right.

But the beard has to be trimmed to fit the emergency breathing masks, in case of fire.

With that beard, Guard Duck resembles the late Richard Attenborough

The last violent guy to retire to the woods and write a scholarly treatise was the “Unabomber”.

Is Guard Duck gonna take out “Duck Dynasty”?

Fondly I remember the explosions, the tracers, the sounds of bullets whizzing past my ears, the screaming of the Sarge trying to direct fire at a mass of trees and bushes, the whoosh of the F-4 as he went over at Mach 1000, the smell of napalm, the privacy of field bathing, dry shaving, the ripe smell of 30 or so men huddling together, ahhhhhh those were the days.Yes, I am in the FBI files.

The dedication is to Edgar K. B.(KaBoom!) Montrose…

Now GD is back I hope to see his friend Snuffles the Cat as well. Now who would do such a thing as bringing HIM back?

Is that supposed to be a beard, or an Elizabethan ruffled collar? I thought it was supposed to indicate he now thought he was Shakespeare.

Guard Duck is back, there is a god

Always start small.

xxx

guard duck is into that backwoods no shaving thing. perhaps a little trim could give him an abe lincoln look. it would add so much gravitas to his persona.

The minimalist complete guide to losing weight and healthy living. Chapter one. Eat Less. Chapter two. Exercise More. The end. Everything else is just filler.

He failed the physical.The doctor was a quack.

I haven’t seen Guard Duck in this strip for a while.

I haven’t seen Guard Duck in this strip for a while.

Sorry I commented twice. That was a mistake.

my explosive temper!!watch out!!!!!when my sister and i fight, it’s not long. either she whines to mom at 13 yrs old, or i sulk on the floor after she throws me over her shoulder.they don’t last long.

Is that a Shakespearean ruff he’s got on his neck?

That beard looks odd; is that only me?