Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2015
June 14, 2015
June 16, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: Guard duck! You've been gone forever! Where have you been? Guard duck: I've retired from the military and moved to the woods. Now I'm writing a scholarly treatise on my time in the service. Pig: Sounds important. Can I see what you have so far? Guard Duck: Of course. I blew $#!# up. Guard Duck: The rest will be filler.
Fondly I remember the explosions, the tracers, the sounds of bullets whizzing past my ears, the screaming of the Sarge trying to direct fire at a mass of trees and bushes, the whoosh of the F-4 as he went over at Mach 1000, the smell of napalm, the privacy of field bathing, dry shaving, the ripe smell of 30 or so men huddling together, ahhhhhh those were the days.Yes, I am in the FBI files.