The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 18, 2015

I don’t think you’ll stay retired for long, Scully. The fast-lane of top-level cartooning is a fickle mistress, but one you’ll never be able to abandon. And all that money a top cartoonist makes! I’m told Ruben Bolling drives a solid platinum Mercedes!

This looks suspiciously like a repeat.

Cartoons aren’t hand drawn like they used to be. With computer generated cartoons, the details are identical and exactly where they should be every day.

You’ll know it’s over for real when a space alien or a cute but mischievous 8 year old joins the line up.