Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 12, 2015

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 9 years ago

    Here’s the link. After you click, please scroll down to see the original vintage art and text. Thanks!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 9 years ago

    Not even gonna ask what she’s planning to drink.Just so she and date are happy.

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    coltish1  over 9 years ago

    Liz Taylor right after wrapping “National Velvet.”

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    Olddog1  over 9 years ago

    I remember my father using this joke in the early 50s. I’m sure he started well before that.

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    jrankin1959  over 9 years ago

    Is this here Joe Walsh got his solo album title, “The Smoker you Drink, the Player you Get”?

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    Strine  over 9 years ago

    The quality of my cooking is so poor, I can’t face it sober.

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    bmckee  over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the line the censors cut from “North By Northwest” when Cary Grant first encounters Eva Marie Saint in the dining car:Saint: I never make love on an empty stomach.Grant: You’ve already eaten.Saint: Yes but you haven’t.In the final film the change the first line to “I never fall in love on an empty stomach,” but Hitch didn’t reshoot the scene, and people can read lips.

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