Pickles by Brian Crane for June 27, 2015

you’re a riot, Earl

A curtain lecture is also useful to the aged.

Next time, just don’t close your top shirt button, Earl.

I swear, Hubby posed for this one.

OMG! That was my brother when he was a kid!!

That’s the way I felt about having to dress up to go to Sunday School when I was a kid. I now go to a neckties optional church. But aren’t they all, nowadays?

If I can’t go in Levi’s… I don’t go.

This reminds me of someone drowning in shallow water. Stand up you idiot.

I cannot remember the last time I wore a tie.

Earl, you have to fold down that little metal thing on the back of the tie. Better still, buy one of the new ones that are pre-tied but you adjust them up or down to fit your neck size. My son was the only one in high school who knew how to tie a tie. You should have seen all the athletes gather around him on game day when they had to dress up.

The only times i wore a tie was for my high school graduation & my sister’s wedding. My sister made the tie a requirement at both events.

Where is Earl going? A wedding, a funeral, or maybe a job interview!!!

A tie was part of our school uniform. So I had to wear one.

Girls shouldn’t need to wear ties. It just didn’t look right.

xxx

I haven’t owned a tie for years ! Ridiculous affectation !

“David, Teresa’s irritated you didn’t wear a suit to your son’s wedding.”.“She’ll get over it or die eventually. My son knows I love him and don’t wear such silliness.”