JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 26, 2015
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Good job, Dexter! I made an entire solar system out of recycled stiff! we need Earth back for our basketball game! You ever think about aliens from outer space? No. Well, I think about them! They'd be confused by earthlings. what do you mean, Dexter? No wonder they never visit us! whats confusing about us? Ok...pretend Im aniline... Earthlings love war.... They're terrified of gluten!
meg_grif over 9 years ago
The entire solar system? Did you include Ceres? Eris? Orcus? Makemake?
nobody_special Premium Member over 9 years ago
I don’t want to know what he recycled for Uranus . . .
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Darn right I’m terrified of gluten, if you had the stomach aches I’ve had………….
rekam Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ll take gluten over tofu any day. Very sensitive to soy.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
@Gokie5“I have a number of food sensitivities (not allergies – none of them make me break out, or have anaphylactic shock, ".After reading that list, I’m scared to touch my monitor lest it be contagious.There’s still several thousand things I like which are not on your list but I wonder if your list was comprehensive after that many..My sister-in-law, Becky, sneezes after eating anything with eggs in it..My brother, Raymond, sneezes lately after eating anything with vinegar in it..Lately I’ve sneezed repeatedly after a number of meals but haven’t identified the culprit.,I hope I’m not allergic to all food — although I have noticed it has made me swell up over the years...A friend of my son’s came to visit him in ICU three years ago when he was in a coma with West Nile. He is allergic to nuts, including my chestnuts. (John Eric seemed to have been allergic to West Nile Virus.)." All things considered, life is pretty good.",Especially when contemplating the alternative.
IQTech61 over 9 years ago
Tell the world you are diabetic and they will move heaven and earth to help you – tell the world that you are allergic to gluten and they won’t stop cracking jokes at your expense.
But then too many people believe modern medicine that ignores the problem (unless its celiac). Gluten intolerance will be a thing when the pharmaceuticals figure out how to make a pill for it. But since it is just a dietary change now, it doesn’t exist.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
:-)That’s too bad, the part about food making you swell up over the years. It used to make the parts of me that were capable of adding on adipose tissue, tooch out. At that point one of my daughters and her husband lost gobs of weight and I stopped tooching via a low-carb diet, but we found it too hard to keep up that regimen. My husband has gone on a low-carb diet, which he observes except for his healthy mound of chocolate ice cream every evening. Oh, and the merlot for Happy Hour!
barister over 9 years ago
Is this the same kid who slouches in his chair all during the school year and does nothing??
DKHenderson 10 months ago
To paraphrase Calvin, the greatest proof of the existence of alien intelligence is that none of them have tried to contact US.