Pickles by Brian Crane for July 03, 2015

I think Earl’s going to receive -300 Michelin stars for that culinary creation.

Earl, I was with you until you got to the spam!

Earl, you might try turmeric instead of tumeric. Might make it taste better.

I’ve come to dislike the episodes where the punchline is just Opal being mean to Earl.

I’ll pass on that. I’ll go with the tried and true B.L.T. for breakfast.

WHAT no ketchup!

Any sandwich with spam is perfect!

Breakfast sandwich???? Lunch maybe but surely not for breakfast.

Back in the day, we ‘discovered’ the peanut butter and turkey sandwich. It was pretty good (salt and oil from the PB, similar to a turkey & mayo?). This might actually be a good sandwich. I don’t have Spam in the house, but I do have some ham …

If you think about the components, it sounds sort of Thai. Pork, peanuts, garlic?

Spam spam spam spam spammity spam wonderful spam!

You need some fruit with breakfast, Earl. How about a layer of pineapple on there too?

i was also thinking thai. although, i suspect an asian restaurant would produce something tastier than earl’s sandwich.

Anything is good with Pickles, just ask Opal.

Earl should try a “Sinner’s Sandwich.”

All I’ve ever had out of those is Peanut Butter.

Can’t stand the crunchy. I will always prefer the smooth.

xxx

tumeric1.Misspelling of turmeric.

SPAM: something posing as meat ;-)

To drive off Jewish vampires

How can he serve peanut butter without jelly?

I HOPE that’s a misspelling of turmeric. “Tumeric” doesn’t sound very healthy….