Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 08, 2015

Reminds me of camping trips in Calvin and Hobbes.

I was last at camp 40 years ago, and I still remember words to the alma matas, and all of the sayings that were passed down over the years.Summer Camp trains you for real life when you are put together with people and have to learn to deal with a-holes

Sissies,we dealt with 7 foot alley-gators!!!Down in ole Mosquito Bayou.Where the Mosquitos are so big,they play horse shoes to see whos gonna bury the bones!!Horse bones that is!!!!!!

Sounds a bit like some lakes in Minnesota!

We have 10,000 of them you know…

Where I come from, the mosquitos swallow the horseshoes in order to confuse the anti-aircraft radar.

Hello MuddahHello FaddahHere I am atCamp GrenadaCamp is veryEntertainingAnd they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining!I went hikingWith Joe SpivyHe developedPoison ivyYou remember Leonard Skinner?He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner!All the counselorsHate the waitersAnd the lake hasAlligators!And the head coachWants no sissiesSo he reads to us from something called UlyssesNow I don’t wantThis should scare yaBut my bunkmateHas malariaYou rememberJeffrey Hardy?They’re about to organize a searching party!