Single. Drive a foreign car you can’t even pronounce. Live in an eight room penthouse condo where my chef prepares gourmet food for the different beautiful women who visit every night. I have no visible means of support, but I pay the maid who knocks each morning before she enters. Yes, single life is good.
Marriage is what you put into it - 100% commitment and real love when your spouse is un-lovely or not being lovable makes for a great marriage because, guess what, YOU”RE that way too, sometimes. Immaturity, selfishness, discontent - because you believe and try to live the torro mierda put out by Hollywood, you end up with the same real-life situations that famous Hollywood couples do. Disaster.
Concur with UBUBOBU! Happily married for 25 years, come August but it always takes work and self-sacrifice.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
What kind of woman would want to marry a guy like Cosmo?
Yukoner over 14 years ago
and proud of it!!!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well I don’t have a pink car, but I’m glad to be single even though my car isn’t pink.
FresnoDude over 14 years ago
My stepson lives in San Francisco. I made him a custom license plate frame with I ♥ ♀ on it. Maybe Cosmo needs the same
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
the problem stems from the fact that we say i do at the wrong time. it should be right after the question…….is there anyone here who……..
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
happily married for over 36 years……… Sometimes it is hard work, but well worth it in the end.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Single. Drive a foreign car you can’t even pronounce. Live in an eight room penthouse condo where my chef prepares gourmet food for the different beautiful women who visit every night. I have no visible means of support, but I pay the maid who knocks each morning before she enters. Yes, single life is good.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Talk about painting a target on your back…
Nelly55 over 14 years ago
he should have added : 4 EVER
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
He could also attach some empty beer cans to the back for a musical touch.
RadioTom over 14 years ago
@ Avolunteer - quick question - in re “it’s worth it in the end.”
Which end? R.I.P.?
ububobu over 14 years ago
Marriage: those that succede prosper. Those that can’t slander and blaspheme. A lot like liberalism.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
been single my whole life, but only because my dream girl hasn’t made her RL appearance yet. she’s slower than i am fer cryin’ out loud.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
My next wife will let me do all the things my wife won’t let me do now.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
And you’ll think that about the one after that, too.
BigChiefDesoto over 14 years ago
Of course he’s still single! If he wasn’t he couldn’t afford that DeSoto! Did you ever try to buy one of those lately!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Marriage is what you put into it - 100% commitment and real love when your spouse is un-lovely or not being lovable makes for a great marriage because, guess what, YOU”RE that way too, sometimes. Immaturity, selfishness, discontent - because you believe and try to live the torro mierda put out by Hollywood, you end up with the same real-life situations that famous Hollywood couples do. Disaster.
Concur with UBUBOBU! Happily married for 25 years, come August but it always takes work and self-sacrifice.