Kliban by B. Kliban for September 28, 2015

Nouvelle cuisine….the only big thing is the price.

And the wine is from the juice of one perfect grape.

and the waiter is hiding a cat under his cloth—see the long tail? (Now you can’t unsee it)

Where nobody is ever happy.

I think it deserves a little compliment.

Service with bad attitude……a must for French dining.

The world’s strongest Espresso?

and the worlds smallest cornish game hen.

And then…As the Sicilian customer(Who is Capa de Tutti de Capa)looked sternly at him the French waiter retreated back to his kitchen, as they often do….“Leave the gun…take the cannoli”

I’m still looking for the “like” button!

He’s trying to cut back, that’s a hemidemisemitasse.