Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 20, 2010

One never knows….

Since when do zombies have a shelf life? Is this some sort of diversionary trick, Teresa?

Rotifer Thalweg, check today’s ‘Flying McCoys’.

This seems to possibly be a statement about obsessive worriers with control issues.

You know, those instant zombie packets stay good for years.

With their tanks, And their bombs, And their guns?

On her return from the dead, my granny told me to refrigerate unused zombies.

@margueritem - I thought that was a passable attempt at plasticware humor, but not nearly as subtle or funny as Teresa’s sporkian comicality. What say you?

In order to be a zombie, one has to already be way past the pull date.

Didn’t the government require a use by date on those?

I only get zombies msg free so I gotta eat’em quick.

Lately I’ve been wondering about *my* shelf life!

Rotifer Thalweg, of course I prefer Teresa’s sporks over brand X, but the ‘spork injury’ was pretty fuuny.

Well, shytimes2, liquors OR lickers - I will say no more about THAT!

BTW, if any of you need a quick Nutella fix, most “Walgreen’s” carry it…

Zombies don’t keep at all. They do get ripe, though.

shytimes2: Whilst I was in the casinos, my every waking thought, was, as I’ve always promised, only of you, and I would NEVER lie to my heart’s desire…