Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2015

Lindsey and Rat seem perfect for each other.

Old man? Should have called him an old goat.

Idiots don’t like being reminded that they’re idiots.

Just wait until she’s an old woman with punk rock tattoos.

Phew! For a moment, I thought it was the setup to a terrible pun.

With a person who changes like that you’d think they’d use temporary tattoos so they could change then every few months along with everything else. But then again think of all the hassle of having to get the proper measurements so the tattoos are always put in the same exact place at the same exact angle day after day until the change comes.

Goat forgot to ask how often she changes her undies.

I wonder how often she changes her Avatar on GOCOMICS?

Reminds me of Clementine, Kate Winslet’s character in “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind”

it WAS a fair question. And I applaud Goat for asking it.

Goat was overly inquisitive, and Lindsey, like, gave him what he deserved….

Verrry interesting, but stupid!

jeeeez…one more pickup line to cross off my list…i’m running out…

I apologize for injecting practicality into this discussion, BUT: If she only colored it every few months, wouldn’t her hair be, effectively, two colors – the dyed color at the ends plus whatever her natural color was? Assuming, of course, that she’s “on schedule” when she says it’s time to get it dyed again.

“Sad old man who’s gonna die soon”. I have to remember that. It’s a great come back!

Lindsey’s a moron; why is this funny?

Maybe Goat would have a better chance with Lindsey’s sister Lydia.

Why do I think that Lindsey’s last name may be Lohan?

Growing up I met an old hippie with a tattoo on her face that had become deformed by the wrinkles in her skin. That was enough for me to avoid any identifying marks.

perhaps she would have been better off with henna tattoos. not permanent and artistic. of course you have to pay each time but she’s already doing that with hair. she can probably afford it

And here I was trying to figure out what the pun was going to be….

some people are just soooo sensitive. Goat has been taking a beating lately…

I think I would have preferred the pun.

Dye it=diet. Curl up and dye. The possibilities are endless.

I’ve been getting tattoos for about 30 years now, and I still am happy with them. Anyone considering a tattoo should think carefully about the fact that they are forever, that you’ll still have them when you are very old and saggy and gray. I’m fine with that. For me they are living works of art.

I think her blue hair really suits her.

Her attitude however…

xxx

Either Goat’s horns are flexible or that bowl is much larger than it appears.

Radar: [The tattoo isn’t real] It’ll come off when I take a bath. Hawkeye: My God, it is permanent.

My aunt is just like Lindsey…every time we visit her hair is a new color…

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