Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2015

Transcript:

Rat: Hey, Goat, this is my friend Lindsey. I think you met her before. Goat: Yeah, but I think your hair was different. Lindsey: Yeah, I dye it, like, every few months. Which means I have to change my phone cover to match. Plus, I'm always changing my screen saver. I get tired of them after, like, two days. Which reminds me, it's probably time for me to get my hair dyed again. Goat: Well, that's great. And how long do those tattoos last? Rat: My favorite part was when she called you 'a sad old man who's gonna die soon.' Goat: It was a fair question.