FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 01, 2010
June 30, 2010
July 02, 2010
Transcript:
Paige: So what's the verdict? Jason: Three stitches. Paige: Poor guy. Well, let me know if there's anything I can do for you. Jason: You could let me take the bandage off and show them to you. Paige: Ick. I'd probably puke. Jason: That's the idea. Paige: Let me know if there's anything sane I can do for you. Jason: All talk. I should have known it.
jerzy over 14 years ago
Why anyone would have felt any sympathy at all for Jason is beyond me. He most likely enjoyed the whole thing, & now he’ll have more fun grossing people out.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Jason knows how to make the best of a bad situation!
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
@TrapperJohn–Jason is a science geek. He and his friend could probably cook up a catapult or rocket that would bring about enough force and speed.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Today they’d staple them and he could Ask Paige to pull them out. Then she’d at least throw up her hands.
grim509 over 14 years ago
@TrapperJohn
As a father of 5 (4 of them bing boys) I can positively attest and assure you that “Hot Wheels” can INDEED cause an injury requiring stitches!