Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 24, 2010

Faces in all three rocks!

Good Morning Thom & everyone!

I am offended that the vulture appears to have a human hand! The other vulture’s beak is shaped weird.

Good Morning Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains. Good Morning Fellow Birdbrains & Scavengers

You know its bad when even the buzzards spit you out.

Vomitrocious!

There’s a face on the buzzard’s (on the right) left knee area.

In other words it was foul meat……Or was it fowl meat?

I call Shenanigans!

What could be more disgusting than a vulture puking.

Powerboy - A vulture puking up politician innards?! Now that’s offensive! lol

Why is the face on one rock in the dirt?I bet when I call Dr Fruitcake (No more calls before 6AM accepted) he will tell me there.s something Freudian about it. I now have appointments three times a week and the medication truck stops right at my door.

Why does that vulture have a human hand? Why is there a rattlesnake and faces in rocks? Why do I read this comic? It’s twisted….just like meeeeeeee!

I think I’m ready for the medication & the shrink now. I plainly see the faces without even trying to find them.

Powerboy, which may be why that’s a defense mechanism of vultures.

Really. http://animals.howstuffworks.com/birds/vulture-vomit.htm/printable

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wait a sec! my local politician says: “I will fight for YOU!”

by god, he gets MY vote! just ‘cause YOUR politician is a two faced, self indulgent, unfaithful backstabber doesn’t mean MINE is.

right?

Looking a little Palin the feathers. Might Delay their snack and throw up on a Bush. Some eye of Newt can put the Nix on a bad stomach day. Might Rea-gan their good health and kick a nasty Spiro-chete.

At least he’s dead.

LOL! The faces of the rocks are also feeling ill ;-D

A lawyer AND a politician! Our local D.A. would make any vulture puke.

But if the only good politician is a dead politician he can’t have gone bad!

I’m offended! Would even vultures eat politicians? Is there no professional courtesy?

However, at least I’m not as offended as some people

The Who’s song ‘Can You See the Real Me’ illustrates the reality that many of us are unaware of:

I went back to the doctor To get another shrink. I sit and tell him about my weekend, But he never betrays what he thinks.

Can you see the real me, doctor?

I went back to my mother I said, “I’m crazy ma, help me.” She said, “I know how it feels son, ‘Cause it runs in the family.”

Can you see the real me, mother?

The cracks between the paving stones Look like rivers of flowing veins. Strange people who know me Peeping from behind every window pane. The girl I used to love Lives in this yellow house. Yesterday she passed me by, She doesn’t want to know me now.

Can you see the real me, can you?

I ended up with the preacher, Full of lies and hate, I seemed to scare him a little So he showed me to the golden gate.

Can you see the real me preacher? Can you see the real me doctor? Can you see the real me mother? Can you see the real me?

Now we know what killed the rattlesnake.

As Sherman the White Shark (in Sherman’s Lagoon) once observed when he ate a politician, there was neither taste of elephant nor hint of donkey - but rather, mostly baloney.

That said: the wonder is not that leaders in a republic are so bad, but that they’re as good as they are! It’s a systemic flaw, not just a flaw in whatever electorate happens to be using the system at the time.