Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 05, 2010

Gee Brewster, maybe that’s why you have to wait forever to see a doctor. Maybe one of the cafeteria staff could give you a checkup instead.

Maybe they could check your vittles for you, Brewster.

Yeah, that would be worse. By the way, Pam, what are you here to see the Doctor for?

At least he was wearing underwear today,,,,

If he wants to see a doctor, he could try a golfcourse.

He may silly as sand, but [Sighs] he’s hooooooooot! [Faints, Falls To The Ground]

Wait? You mean I have to wait now? What about this wonderful plan Washington had? Wait?

It could have been even worse. He could’ve mistaken it for the men’s room.

PRESS RELEASE: In its continuing program to cut costs and service you better, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup today announced it is closing the infirmary aboard the R.U. Sirius and will henceforth be delivering medical services in the cafeteria. Note: there may be slightly increased waiting times during meal periods.

In a related announcement, MegaCorpInsuranceGroup announced a 25 percent increase in executive bonuses, effective immediately.

Service you better, the same way that bulls service cows.

A free show with lunch today. The R. U. Sirius is a good place to work.

Brewster, just look straight ahead and cough.

Just like Captain Kirk, Brewster will do anything to get out of a physical.

“Dammit, Brewster, I’m a lunch lady, not a doctor!”

So why isn’t Pam sitting around in her underwear?

Good thing Cliff didn’t make that mistake; everyone would be losing their lunch.

There is a good chance he will never find out.