Pickles by Brian Crane for July 21, 2015

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Now Opal will have to wash his shirt.

Grandfathers say the darndest things of which grandmothers disapprove to grandsons.

Why wash his shirt? The sauce was supposed to be on his scrambled eggs, unless he is a sloppy eater.

Remember looking for those first whiskers to appear on your chin ?

Oh, was that Arafat’s problem? He was menopausal?

My Great-Uncle would tell me that about bread crust. I refused to eat bread crust for a lot of year. What girl wants hair on her chest? lol

I want some ’ Slap your grandma ’ hot sauce.

It may not put hair on the kid’s chest, but it will likely but a knot upside grandpa’s head.

oh boy

Maybe Earl should have said “It’ll stick to your ribs.”

My grandma always told me drinking black coffee would put hair on my chest… here I am almost 59 years old & I am still waiting for it to happen.

Try again in about 15 years time, Nelson.

xxx

I first heard the Arafat comment on The Golden Girls. So many great lines came out of that show.