Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2015

Who would want to be ‘good enough’ for mosquitoes?

The only person I know who attracts less mosquitoes than myself would be my dad. He also happens to be one of the few who are immune to their bites.

I don’t get bitten very often either, and I don’t get a huge reaction to their bites. But West Nile fever is nothing to laugh at.

A+ extra sweet here, mosquito central.

I dated a guy who was a mosquito magnet. It turned out it was just because of the way his sneakers smelled.

One of the things that attract mosquitoes is carbon dioxide. So next time you have a backyard cookout throw some dry ice into your neighbor’s yard to draw them away from yours. In that case the neighborly thing to do would be to invite the neighbor to your cookout.

The Wiz’s wife must have o negative blood:

http://www.kshb.com/news/health/your-blood-type-could-determine-if-youll-get-more-mosquito-bites

I use to attract mosquitoes all the time, and everyone around me had theories on why it happened and recomendations on how to change it. The reomendations never did work.

Of course as a Wiz, can’t he help her out?

Mosquitoes love meAB-

I am an O Neg female and I have never been terribly bothered by biting insects. I love breads and have heard that yeast repels flees and figure it is the same with other biters

It’s generally a Combination of CO2 and Lactic Acid in your perspiration.Lactic Acid is created during Exercise..So, a good Shower & Cool Down period after exercise should cut down on the number of bites..