Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 30, 2015

These Trump themed episodes are a bit unusual for this strip. But I LIKE them. A lot.

To Mr. Trump. You’ll have to buy my vote. The bidding starts at $5,000,000.00.

look the dems are getting new stuff, just like the free phones they got around the last prez election—

I’m cheap, my vote is only $5K.

If the meeces can vote, and their votes only cost a slice of Swiss apiece, Cybil Trump is probably a shoe-in! Will mousetraps then be outlawed (mousetraps don’t kill mice, opponents will fruitlessly argue)? Will all human-type citizens be hit with a new Cheese Tax? —Not to mention the under-the-table gin and ’nip deals!

What some people might be forgetting is that this actually happened. That huge crowd cheering Trump when he first announced that he was going to seek nomination? – Paid actors at $50 apiece.

Lio don’t seem to like no Trump. Seems a bit out of character since he is so into the macabre.

Sybil’s promises, like the cheese, are full of holes.

& exterminators would have a hard time. but catnip growers would do very well

Uh oh!

I have an acquaintance (classmate) who made a successful living providing crowds for celebrities, including politicians of all kinds and on all sides of the fence!

I doubt the individuals he hired for these jobs was paid with swiss cheese, however…

Since when is free cheese a new government program? It’s been going on for decades.

Even mice have their price..

reagan did give LOW INCOME families a LIFELINE to stay in touch with others— not FREE phones- it is a program so families that can not afford phone service—- his gov paid(through fees from others that own phones) for the service but not the PHONES—

Cybil Trump is going to make promises of cheese, and then not giving them anything.