The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 27, 2015

Why are women like angels? They’re always up in the air harping on something.

He’s a lyre and she’s harping. Try as they may, they just can’t push each other’s buttons.

They’re a bit highly strung. They should relax and play together. Maybe take up tennis.

Picky, picky, picky.

He’s been stringing me along for too long.

She’s plucked me dry.

I think their discussion is a little out of tune!!

I’m a sucker for subliminal advertising…….think I’ll have a Guinness.

The counselor’s name is ‘lose half your stuff’. Sounds about right.

He told her a tall tale about his height.

She’s a harpy!Is this a cartune?

Harping on his shortcomings again. Well, pluck her.

So, do you want to ban jo from ever seeing the kids?.I don’t care, I just want to guitar out of my life!

She’s met a lute and wants more.

pcolli: At least they are not fretting like the lute is.

They went to the Orchestra’s annual Picnic and she spent the entire afternoon hanging out with the Brasses & Flutes.…

Excellent comments on an excellent toon ; )