Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 26, 2010

Good waiter trick.

Does Broomie have enough teeth left to eat steak?

Sounds raw to me. Go for it Broomie!

Cheeky waiters! But, then, so what? –I like my steak well-done….

Yah, as a friend of mine used to say, “Show it a picture of a match, unlit.”

Just lead the cow through here and I’ll grab a hunk as she goes by.

Lighting a match—Rare Passing the match twice under steak—Medium. Lighting the broiler—you ruined it, bring me another.

Of course the lady who taught me had two martinis per night and the same fifth of vermouth 32 years.

Just tell the chef to sneak up on the steak and whisper “fire” to it. When I squeeze it, I want it to give milk.

With a martini, though, you’ve got to have SOME vermouth; that’s where the weird chemicals are, like the ones in absinthe…

At least she’s not in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe…

Apparently he can also throw his mustache; it’s gone in the last panel.