Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 31, 2010

I want to touch your Styrofoam cup.

And I don’t want to touch your edible underwear or your baboon butt.

I wouldn’t even discuss it with someone whose baboon-butt was hanging out. I’d just reach under the jacket of my stylish 1930s suit, pull out my piece, and plug the monkey!

..umm

Don’t ask. Don’t smell.

Come on Guy, you know the rules for preening.

the baboon butt from tulsa tries out another pickup line

Ahhhh! Teresa is back into her surrealist mode again.

Wonderful.

We have I.R. Baboon, now we need I.M. Weasel.

And that’s not all you’re “out” of; butt that’s another tail.

C’mon, Nighthawks, that was uncalled-for! No need to be so snarky.

James Bond goes to North Hollywood?

That’s Connery in a movie called Zardoz. It’s….really weird. It takes place in the future and it’s…well, bizarre. IMDB it, you’ll see.

st2: Here’s a link to the trailer for your Sean:

Zardoz

Actually, nighthawks, I thought that was pretty good…

The Blog: It must be Tushie Tuesday, except it’s Monday.

Better make sure that the shop where you buy the edible underwear has a valid food permit or you could both be in trouble with the health department.

Is a food permit really required? Just curious.

At least he’s hospitable.

At least in San Antonio… http://tinyurl.com/282qbfo