Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 07, 2015

Gee, I’m not wearing any pants right now, and I don’t need a podium…

Over or under?

TMI, Inc.

That’s a Lectern. A Podium is what people stand on, a raised platform.

Dave, I’m sorry, but you’ve gone too far, and I can no longer enjoy your strip…… you split an infinitive…..

Unless he has a special trapdoor behind it, that will come back to bite him when it’s time for the next speaker to come up.