Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 04, 2015

Just what they said in Denver.

I don’t get it. Why is he talking to a weed?

Spiteful

lilmnm

You mean you’ve never dome that???

He’d failed to pull it out of the path, what else was he gonna do?

Roundup!

He’s a dark wizard! Why didn’t he blast it? Or have Henry toast it?

It’s related to the weeds in our driveway. (Try pulling it when you have fibromyalgia!)

Next round involves Henry.

I can relate to Wiz! Unfortunately, pulling weeds often does not prevent their regrowth unless you remove all of the plant’s root system. Of course, a weed is usually just an ordinary plant growing where you do not want it growing…

If he don’t get it, he don’t get it.

Thanks for the best laugh of the day! Still you shouldn’t begrudge a person for being on the slow side.

Every one : Try mixing 1lb. salt with 1 gal.white vinegar ! Works for me better than Round-up and only costs about $ 3.00 after buying a 1 gal sprayer !

It’s a little like a very young child constantly asking “why”, no matter what answer you give them.

Why?(snerk)

There is a plant in the Southeastern US called Kudzu. It is now considered an evasive species! Although it is native to Asia, it was introduced to the US as an ornamental shrub and subsequently the US government paid farmers for planting this “weed” as a solution to soil erosion!

Of course one should always keep in mind just because an item or service is supported and encouraged by the US government does not always guarantee it is a good idea to get behind the concept like Lemmings…