Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 19, 2010

Oh Pam, just go with the mom thing!

Just how did Brewster manage that?

Pam, don’t you remember when you were a little girl in school? Don’t do today what you can put off until tomorrow at breakfast…. Unless you were one of those kids that did homework during Christmas break. Noooo!!!

Get Dr. Mel to help them with the school project; you know how inventive he is. It’s all good as long as you have medical coverage for the kids.

I have one kid who does his homework before the class period ends. I have another kid who does his homework just before the class period begins! Of course, it gets complicated when it involves toothpicks…

I’m betting that Pam’s ex had a lawyer who was, basically, a slug. Or, since we’re dealing with extraterrestrials, maybe he WAS a slug.

Can’t that eight legged (tentacled) critter that grabbed Winky this week do that project in a Wink?

That’s a big night light.

Pam is just greedy and cannot abide her winnings.

That kid is gonna be up all night with lots of toothpicks. But good mom Pam isn’t!

See “The Middle” Episode 6, which coincidentally just reaired…

Just make a really tiny replica; four toothpicks, and you’re done.

Pam’s kid’s the next day,” We really built the Eifel Tower, but on the way to school a space squid ate it.”

“Eiffel Tower? We thought you said make an awful tower.”

It’s a toss-up, so toss them off.

(Just joking. Keep them alive so you can remind them later how bad they were.)