PreTeena by Allison Barrows for June 24, 2020

It’s a good thing that i never married and had children. I would put up with that for about 30 seconds.

Three zeros are more and make it better…..

$0.00

Two zeros, right after the little dot…

Write the check, Hugh! Do it before she starts getting bigger ideas!

$1.00 perhaps? That has 2 zeros… ;-)

Parental fail.

O.K., ….. $1.00…there ya go.

Okay, here’s a check with a “1” followed by two zeroes. Of course, the two zeroes come after the decimal point.

$1.00

At least he’s realistic.

$1.00 has two zeros.

The younger generation doesn’t know what a check is. They use Venmo.

Move Jeri to a tent in the backyard. Tell her it’s a “guest house”! She’s so self-centered she will believe you and want to stay there!

and now you know why some species eat their young…

Two zeroes…. After the decimal point. But by this age it’s too late