New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 03, 2015

Victoria, a riding mower would probably be more fun.

If Steve King can’t tell the difference between a human and a lawnmower, he should never have sex.

If the lawnmower can show consent.

Also, if men usually marry lawnmowers, does that make this lawnmower a lesbian lawnmower?   ….and how would you tell?…

how is gay marriage going to affect his marriage and other people’s marriage? and, why is it that so many people are against two males marrying each other, but ok with two females marrying each other? and, the whole procreation argument is that applicable to two heterosexual senior citizens who found love later in life, does that mean they can’t get a marriage license? And, if the state gets out of the marriage licensing, what then is a valid marriage? is it a christian marriage only? and, what sect of christianity will be valid?

Riding mowers have quick change accessories and bigger engines. Electric mowers have 2-40v quick charging lithium batteries.

She was going to marry her lawnmower until she found out that it was a Toro and full of bull !

I would thing a man would be more interested in the leaf blowers – they usually have a suction option….

This is going to be an interesting week if Huckabee is going to be invoked.

And for the record, I think Steve King is an idiot.

So this is Not the writer from Maine Stephen King?

Was Queen Vic the one who died when a riding lawn mower fell on her during a questionable act?

If they break up, the mower gets a John Deere letter.

The Bible isn’t even clear on banning gay sex. It appears to mostly disapprove of it during religious ceremonies, which appears to mean that hetero sex is OK…. But I don’t get my religion out of books, so it’s a moot point.

She could never marry a lawnmower because they are all gay blades… ;P