Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 12, 2015

As a desert dweller; if there’s nothing living in the water, is it safe to drink?

Oh, sorry, they cost extra.

(Doing the backstroke, no doubt.)

Organic, and high fiber!

Never sass a woman holding a hose!

Protein! That’ll be $5

There isn’t a nozzle on the hose and I don’t see a kink either…how come the water is not flowing?

Sit on it, Potsie.

Yeah, ‘organic’. Little ‘organisms’ in the water. What’s your problem?

“Shh, not so loud! Everyone will want them!”

Organic is likely to have more bugs since nothing is used to kill them off (except for other bugs).