Close to Home by John McPherson for August 20, 2015
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Transcript:
What guys say I need some space Your new hairdo look, um, great I've grown alot since we dated before What they mean I'm moving in with two swedish gymnasts for a water buffalo I moved out of my parent's basement and into my cousin bobby's rv.
clayusmcret Premium Member about 9 years ago
Now we finally know what they were really being told in those girls-only hygiene classes back in 6th grade.
J Short about 9 years ago
Should say: How girls interpret it.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
Nah, this is a better translation guide:I like you = I wannaDo you like me? = You wanna?You sure are pretty = You wanna?The Earth is round = You wanna?
Poollady1 about 9 years ago
Sure, I’d LOVE to spend time at your mother’s place………………………..(better than having all my wisdom teeth pulled at once)
Dewed about 9 years ago
What girls say:We should start seeing other people
What they mean:I already am
angelfiredragon about 9 years ago
Don’t read into it, many times what a guy says is what he means, there is no deeper meaning.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
thank you.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 9 years ago
Let gals carry on both sides of the conversation with a guy. It minimizes complaints from the gals on the quality of the conversation.Such as: 1. You are supposed to know what I mean before I say anything; 2. I don’t like the tone of your voice; 3. Stop interrupting; 3. That was a stupid thing to say…
YoungGeezer about 9 years ago
Ahh gee whiz, I didn’t really mean that.