Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 18, 2015

maybe a bit batty.

Release a cageful of bats at the top of the diving board and frighten Agnes into jumping off?

Forget the water, Trout’s going straight to the Belfry…

Birds? Please. Everyone knows bats are bugs.

Ok….I have been terrified of the high dive….even the side of the pool, since I first saw it….but put a snake behind me…and no question..I’d jump.

I guess bats fly in the rain. Trout can make Agnes a coat of bat down so she can slip smoothly into the water.

Wasn’t it Calvin that mistakenly stated that bats were bugs?

I remember learning in THIRD GRADE that bats are mammals.

Calvin thought bats were birds.

I think Leviticus says bats are one of the kinds of birds you shouldn’t eat.