Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 19, 2015

And this is why Heaven… Phoebe and her Unicorn is nothing like Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin would not have any trouble figuring something out.

So apparently Phoebe is an only child. Can’t get luckier than that – no siblings and a unicorn to pal around with.

Tie-Dye the babysitter’s coat? How much glitter you got?  ♪♫♪ Roll up! Roll up for the Mystery Tour! Roll up! Roll up for the Mystery Tour! The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away, ♫♪ Waiting to take You away…  ♪♫♪

May as well go to bed early, then.

May as well go to bed early, then.

Stay up late and eat sugar cubes! THAT should do it!

You always struggle with being bad don’t you. Try asking Dakota for help.

A few things to do while your parents are away:1) Jump on the couch (If MG jumps to, that couch will not last long).2) Teach yourself how to make cookies (after all, how hard could that be?).3) Prank call your parents and Dakota.4) Rearrange your parents bedroom so that they can’t find anything when they get home (somehow my parents always knew I did it even though I do have an older brother).5) Watch the scariest movie you can find.Anyone else have any suggestions for Phoebe?

Agreed Unicorn.

WOW! You really know how to LIVE, girl!!

Hopefully you don’t wake up in the morning and find out you bought a swimming pool… Or a private island…

You know, no one gets these references, I’m not sure why I keep making them.