Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 20, 2015

Have you eve had the BBQ child wings?

99 cent kids meals

I baby proofed my home.But the dang things keep getting in. I may need to spray the foundation.

Precedence of Jonathan Swift aside, I agree with Leopold, mostly, but would admit use of a wider range of sauces….

I’ll bet Leo just eats kid meals for the free toy.

I love children. But only if they’re properly cooked.

I was disappointed to learn that baby food and baby oil weren’t really made from babies. I have to be content that they’re made by babies. Like clothing and electronics are made.

“Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”