Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for August 19, 2015

This is a joke that wrote itself.

I have a cat that ignores me even while I’m stroking her.

You can say that again.

I’ve had several cats.. if they were any less “aloof” I’d never have gotten them out of my face! They were happiest when they were between me and anything I was trying to do. I’ve never understood how cats got the whole “aloof” reputation. They are anything but!