Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 25, 2015

Smother love at its finest.

Happy, Happy, Happy!!! is not going to be happy.

Cranebunny sauce?

Meh-tdologyMy thoughts exactly!Uh Oh, quick hide, he’s coming this way!

Cooperation between species is essential to the eventual overthrow of humans as the dominant mammal.Well done, mother bunny!Well done, hungry stork!Blood rare, baby bunny!

It’s good to see ladies of different species getting along famously and sharing the edible, abundant little bun-buns, of which there are probably already more in the bun-oven.Nature, red in tooth and claw….

Mother Nature is a Witch … or perhaps a Bitch … I forget which. -Oh, well.

Dear Ms. Burritt

I rise to protest on behalf of mothers everywhere, across every species.

No matter what our progeny may do, whether its force his mother to suffer though several failed marriages; disappoint his mother and go to law school (I wanted him to major in third world dictatorship); form defense leagues for reclusive trashy redneck e-comic artists; require expensive treatment at European clinics for pasta addictions, or …

What was my point?

Never mind.

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

P.S. At least he didn’t become a (spits on the ground) cartoonist.

All things bright and beautiful,All creatures great and small,All things wise and wonderful,The Lord God made them all.Cecil Frances Alexander

Of course, some are brighter than others.

No, NO, NO!Not the BABY BUNNIES!!!(…sobbing…)

Storks will eat anyting.

A Shoebill is a close relative of the Stork.

For some reason the old Sonny Boy Williamson song “Fattening Frogs for Snakes” comes to mind. FROG APPLAUSE beware!!!

Redkid.net is broken.