Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 25, 2010
Transcript:
Puppy: Ahh! My tail just spontaneously fell off! Do I need this? Is this important? Poncho: I think you need it to communicate happiness. Let's test it out. Want the stick, boy? Want the stick? Tail: Wag? Poncho: Nooo, materialism leads to immorality. Put that between your legs.
stachay over 14 years ago
Oh my. So it begins, eh?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I don’t know.
carmy over 14 years ago
I don’t think the pale pooch will be around much longer.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Still learning, Poncho!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Soon “Whitey” will be issued a red shirt and made a member of the “away” team.
jollytimes over 14 years ago
Wow! The message here is making me blush.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Is this the Johnny Winters of Poncho’s family?
harm1994 over 14 years ago
“Materialism is the building blocks of a small Society’ [ Victor Von Lego ] 1898
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
Part Schipperke?
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
A dog’s tail becomes a character? Now that’s a new one on me.
(Anti-materialists are all hypocrites while they breathe.)
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Put what between his legs ? The tail or the stick ?
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Diet doctors are all hypocrites while they eat. Conservationists are all hypocrites unless they’re 100% off the grid. If something is good, then MORE will be BETTER, and the only alternative to “too much” is “none at all”. Either take everything you can grab, or give up your claim to anything.
There is no difference between “wants” and “needs”; “Whoever dies with the most toys wins”, and “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing”, because if you’re not a WINNER you’re a L-O-O-O-O-SER!
“Moderation in NOTHING.” Right, pschearer?