Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 25, 2010
June 24, 2010
June 26, 2010
Transcript:
Puppy: Ahh! My tail just spontaneously fell off! Do I need this? Is this important? Poncho: I think you need it to communicate happiness. Let's test it out. Want the stick, boy? Want the stick? Tail: Wag? Poncho: Nooo, materialism leads to immorality. Put that between your legs.
Diet doctors are all hypocrites while they eat. Conservationists are all hypocrites unless they’re 100% off the grid. If something is good, then MORE will be BETTER, and the only alternative to “too much” is “none at all”. Either take everything you can grab, or give up your claim to anything.
There is no difference between “wants” and “needs”; “Whoever dies with the most toys wins”, and “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing”, because if you’re not a WINNER you’re a L-O-O-O-O-SER!
“Moderation in NOTHING.” Right, pschearer?