Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 27, 2015

Where do Boston’s ’R’s go? To Texas, so folks can warsh their laurndry

Michugenah….

As kids in Illinois, we warshed our hands and ate Hershrey bars…But we went to the li-berry.

It’s michugenah!

They were planning to smuggle them out to Afriker and Cuber.

Snerk Well done

Send them to Aberrrrdeen, Scotland.

If you were from Boston you would know the R’s simply escaped to other words like: I have and idear. Let’s get a spatuler and make some pancakes and get drunk on Alabamer Slammah’s. It’s cold out. I’m putting on my parker.

Born and raised in Southern California where we speak perfect English, (she said facetiously) I never understood all the addition and subtraction of “R’s”.

I see Ralph’s pahked his r’s on a bah stool. I hope that place doesn’t fleece out-of-townahs.

Ah theah any aahs from Brooklyn theah? From toidy-toid street, I mean. In my house we went to the Li-bree. And ate strawbrees.

miscreant1All Molly Ivin’s discussion of the awl bidness was wasted?

My mother has a couple of cousins by the names Wes and Earl. Being from Kentucky Earl is pronounced very similarly to “oil” so it always gave people from out of town a case of the giggles whenever someone would be talking about Wes and Earl.

I think pirates Rrr behind the whole thing.