Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 23, 2010

So that explains it!

I have noticed that for many years. Sometimes the objects reappear 2 or 3 days later.

But can they clean up oil spills?

This must be similar to the black hole lurking in my clothes dryer that makes socks disappear.

Maybe that’s where Pam’s kids go when they’re not integral to the plot.

WOW!! There must be alot of little blackholes arould this house!

PS I,ve aranged a little black for this spammer. (flag)

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I wrote an article about that very thing in 1981 - the Black Hole in my dorm. Unfortunately, that hole has followed me through the years.

Dr Mel. please explain to my Ex about black holes and her check

I see my blackhole worked on that spammer. (heh,heh)

PS yah I know, it’s not all me.

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I expected Winky to lose another spleen.

Dr.Mel THATS THE ANSWER. Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, ‘Somebody’ slipped one in his drink and…..* POOF *.

Darn- catqueen beat me to the spleen!

Not to worry rustyraby. I’m sure Winky will lose many more spleens.

There is this black hole under my computer desk, when something falls or rolls under there poof!.

I just wish the blasted things would take both socks at the same time.

Chapter 21 of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a different theory about what happens to pens (a.k.a. biros).

They are standard equipment in clothes dryers.

& where all the money goes when suddenly the Dow takes a nose-dive. When it’s mostly just 1s & 0s somewhere, the black hole doesn’t need to suck out many 1s to have an effect. But, what’s a few 1s among friends?

Don’t forget the underpants gnomes.

I once set my pen down in the center of my book and turned the page. Then I looked for my pen. I flipped pages. I held the book up and shook it. No sign of the pen. I pulled out another pen. (People who lose things tend to keep spares.)

After a while, I turned the page back a single sheet. THERE IT WAS!!

I was 18 at the time. Now at least I have a better excuse.