Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 10, 2015

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago

    You go to a prison for a few decades where they will gladly serve you a vegetarian diet.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    My brother had a friend who grew up on a chicken ranch….

    As a child, he was chased and terrorized by roosters… even the hens pecked at his fingers.He said it made him hate chickens.

    He wouldn’t even eat chicken….but if any of the neighbors had qualms about killing one of their backyard flock for dinner… he was happy to go do it.

    A little creepy…. but he didn’t think so…and he pointed out that he never liked killing anything else, not even spiders or ants.Just chickens. It’s like Bucky and weasels, or monkeys… except with Bucky, it’s all talk.

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    Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Gut a few chickens and the stench alone will make you lose your appetite (for a while).

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    What if you didn’t kill them, you just ripped their spine out?

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    Diat60  over 9 years ago

    No one’s ever explained what would happen to all the farm animals like cows, chicken and pigs if they were no longer wanted for eating. For sure, they wouldn’t be kept as pets!

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    RoseHawke  over 9 years ago

    sigh I don’t even know why he’s having the conversation. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t digest vegetable protein. In order to get meat you either have to kill it or scavenge it.

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    Marathon Zack  over 9 years ago

    “What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?”

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    tcar-1  over 9 years ago

    Cleanavore……….. jerkavore is more like it.

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    katzenbooks45  over 9 years ago

    As human beings, irrespective of religious beliefs, we should care that animals raised for food are treated well during their lives and slaughtered with as little pain as possible.

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    afbjapan  over 9 years ago

    Cleanivore and recreational strangling… I am SO stealing these terms!!!!

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    i’m hungry after this discussion. lunchtime for me

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    Kind&Kinder  over 9 years ago

    I’m all for recreational noodle lashing! I’m too chicken to strangle anyone.

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    comicsboi Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “Bike wheel” science? Lol. Gotta remember to use that sometime instead of “rocket”.

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    Robert Pratt  over 9 years ago

    Guess what vegitarian boy – the animals die eventually anyway.

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    K M  over 9 years ago

    Besides, Rob, as everyone knows (and as someone may have already posted here), “vegetarian” comes from an old Native American word for “bad hunter.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Thus does Bucky DEFINE psychopath.

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    Lgbpop  over 9 years ago

    Christ, the cat makes more sense than the human. Does he think animals live forever if humans don’t kill them?

    When this dope goes to Africa and stands between a lion and its prey, I will stop taking animals for food.

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    WentHulk  over 2 years ago

    Is Rob forgetting that cats have prey drive?

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