Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 04, 2015
September 03, 2015
September 05, 2015
Transcript:
verne: Rj, if you want to date, you'll have to make the first move. rj: What if she says "no"? verne: you'll melt into a fetid pity pool of rancid rejection. rj: I thought so! verne: then you'll cowboy up and ask someone else. rj: and what if she says "no"? verne: After you explode into a million pieces of shattered ego...you biker up and ask someone else. rj: Eventually, you're going to run out of village people.
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s funny, RJ. Women like a guy who can make them laugh.
juicebruce over 9 years ago
And such is life RJ ! Good luck!
Z Rhett over 9 years ago
Lol women don’t tell you no, they just make excuses so they won’t hurt your feelings and confuse you.
bmillard over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, RJ. You’re a self absorbed, un-employed, ‘Bad-Boy’ layabout. She’ll be wrapped around your finger.
RevvieQuar over 9 years ago
Which now begs the question: how does one “Native American” up?
vwdualnomand over 9 years ago
how about grindr or tindr? or, match, pof, okcupid, jdate, eharmony, ashley madison?
canFunny over 9 years ago
Hey RJ, what if she YES, are you just going to wet your pants, sort of speak?
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
If RJ’s diet hasn’t turned him into a fetid pool of rancid something, I think he’s safe.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Actually, the kind of female who would be attracted to RJ is the kind who would want to “rescue” him. Think salads, weekly baths, reading books with words of more than one syllable….oh YES!!!