Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 04, 2015
Transcript:
verne: Rj, if you want to date, you'll have to make the first move. rj: What if she says "no"? verne: you'll melt into a fetid pity pool of rancid rejection. rj: I thought so! verne: then you'll cowboy up and ask someone else. rj: and what if she says "no"? verne: After you explode into a million pieces of shattered ego...you biker up and ask someone else. rj: Eventually, you're going to run out of village people.
Actually, the kind of female who would be attracted to RJ is the kind who would want to “rescue” him. Think salads, weekly baths, reading books with words of more than one syllable….oh YES!!!