George Burns used to have a standard joke for his female co-stars: "(Fill in the name): Nice girl. Has the dressing room next door to mine. One day, I noticed a hole in the wall between our rooms; naturally, I covered it up. (Audience laughs) But after a while, I took it down again. I thought, ‘What the heck, let the girl have a little thrill.’ " (Bigger laughs)
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
you’ve been checked out all the time, Garfield, since 1978
nosirrom about 9 years ago
Where’s his trench coat?
glowing-steak32 about 9 years ago
Woo!
codycab about 9 years ago
The ladies will be knocking down your doors.
gammaguy about 9 years ago
OK. You’re checked out. Now take your bags and go.
Toonerific about 9 years ago
We’re thrilled.
Plods with ...™ about 9 years ago
Hope Jon’s not next
bookworm0812 about 9 years ago
Whee.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
Put some pants on, Garf!
cj7ole about 9 years ago
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble, then you’re perfect in every way, I can’t wait to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day…
jrankin1959 about 9 years ago
George Burns used to have a standard joke for his female co-stars: "(Fill in the name): Nice girl. Has the dressing room next door to mine. One day, I noticed a hole in the wall between our rooms; naturally, I covered it up. (Audience laughs) But after a while, I took it down again. I thought, ‘What the heck, let the girl have a little thrill.’ " (Bigger laughs)
Number Three about 9 years ago
Garfield should have a neon sign on him saying “Look at me! Look at me!”
xxx
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
I am so overjoyed I think I’m going to projectile vomit!
zeeny about 9 years ago
check…checking…checked!!! and….awed!
camerondawson over 1 year ago
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ToneeRhianRose 4 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)