Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 07, 2015

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    Boise Ed Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Decades ago, there was a guy who hosted a wildlife TV show who became known for saying that this-and-such was edible. Then someone else famously poked fun at him, saying “you didn’t know that many parts of the Volkswagen are edible.” Alas, I can’t remember either guy’s name, nor is Google helping me.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 9 years ago

    Colonial Sanders – the zombie claims he was finger lickin good.

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    Melki Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Everything tastes like chicken, except the stuff they serve at KFC.

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    Vet Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Smells like feet.

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    strickmaedel  about 9 years ago

    No, the vegan would also say “tastes like chicken.” Vegans feel it’s immoral to eat animals, but many vegans don’t feel it’s immoral to eat food that mimics the flavor of animals.

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    mjrink903  about 9 years ago

    What’s a carivore?

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    jondelfin Premium Member about 9 years ago

    @mjrink: A carivore is someone who works for a publisher who employs no proofreaders or copy editors.

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