The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 12, 2015
Transcript:
Is there any way- any way at all- that we can avoid going back to school this year? Looks like we'll be back in school. But- keep an ear out- if any of your teachers mention a way to cause the complete collapse of Western civilization, write it down.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s something that will happen naturally. Then future scholars will debate endlessly as to the cause. My money is on drought, invasions, and poisoned water supply.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
I disagree. If you really want to bring down mankind, I recommend either the “mad scientist”, or the unhinged, rogue military leader route. Create a new, unstoppable, weapon or microbe, then ensure it falls into the hands of an unhinged, rogue military leader, or is just unleashed into the environment with no way to stop it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
So Toby’s answer to his desire to escape going to school is to pay attention in school. Hmmm. I can spot the flaw in your plan from here.
Rog22 over 9 years ago
Toby should be told that when civilization collapses, people get very hungry and start to eat their young. Toby would be one of the first to go.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
OK Toby.
Allan CB Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sarah could do home schooling.
Number Three over 9 years ago
I would think that Toby would be looking forward to seeing his friends since he’s been in Alaska for a while.
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patlaborvi over 9 years ago
Someone should tell Toby that the complete collapse of western civilization would also mean no more internet or video games.
K M over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Toby. Western civilization is collapsing totally as we speak. Just look around. We’re definitely in Orwell’s Newspeak land where bad is good, good is bad, and so on. If the people don’t take back civilization from the elitists who think they know what you need better than you do, we’re doomed.