Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: R.J! What brings you to my doorstep so disgustingly early? R.J: Rip got a mercenary job he had to run off to. Somebody named Maddog Ironguts was captured by rogue amish rebels. Breezy: Rogue amish?! That's never good. Narrator: Somewhere over the jungles of Pennsylvania. Man: We're gonna get 'im back, kid. Rip Haywire: Sir, do we get to win this time? Or at least get some nice quilts half-off?
Rob Rex about 9 years ago
Does this prove the dream theory or was Rip’s previous dream just a step into this alternate universe? Guess we’ll see after the squatches attack.
stsparky about 9 years ago
I think we are getting the baby being RJ and getting truly popped into their real universe. Cats are the key.
cdward about 9 years ago
I think Dan just dropped the alternative reality thing and figured we all forgot by now that Rip and Breezy were married.
Not Me about 9 years ago
…the Jungles of Pennsylvania
Lomax9er7 about 9 years ago
This could be his most dangerous mission yet. How they can handle a pitchfork… And what their “Q” can do with a buggy.
ctsignguy about 9 years ago
or worse…all the miles of road construction that arent happening?
kernelcorny Premium Member about 9 years ago
Amish are pacifists who believe in nonviolence and who detest military combat & other violent crimes.The military claim that war legalizes violent crimes by violent criminals against an enemy or incidentals or collateral damage. Captured is a good word, because Amish convert victims, but do not kidnap victims.
NWdryad about 9 years ago
Since when does RJ need a babysitter?
prince valiant Premium Member about 9 years ago
This comic gets more bizarre everyday. I like it!
news_techren about 9 years ago
“Sir, do we get to win this time?” — John Rambo, in Rambo: First Blood Part II
marvee about 9 years ago
I think cdward may be right. We are back to reality (married with child) and have jumped a few years, as Funky Winkerbean has done a couple of times. RJ is a chip of the old block, for sure.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
I’ll say this for the Rogue Amish… They make some mean quilts!