Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: R.J! What brings you to my doorstep so disgustingly early? R.J: Rip got a mercenary job he had to run off to. Somebody named Maddog Ironguts was captured by rogue amish rebels. Breezy: Rogue amish?! That's never good. Narrator: Somewhere over the jungles of Pennsylvania. Man: We're gonna get 'im back, kid. Rip Haywire: Sir, do we get to win this time? Or at least get some nice quilts half-off?
…the Jungles of Pennsylvania