Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2015
September 10, 2015
September 12, 2015
Transcript:
Man: So, Mister Haywire, how did you learn of the whereabouts of our secret prison camp? Rip Haywire: You can torture me... I won't talk! Narrator: While on a rescue mission, Rip has been captured by the rogue amish! Man: I'm sorry, what did you say? I was too busy eating this delicious fried chicken and apple cobbler. Rip Haywire: You monsters! Oh, the humanity! Man 2: Pass me the freshly churned butter to put on my smashed potatoes, Lemuel.
dimndno over 9 years ago
The first caption reminds me of the second Rambo movie.
Not Me over 9 years ago
Got to be careful. I heard pigs will eat just about anything.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t eat that butter. It’s had feet in it.
kaystari Premium Member over 9 years ago
How did THEY capture HIM?
CeeJay over 9 years ago
I guess I’ll have to watch my back at the local Farmer’s Market.I buy stuff from the Amish and Mennonite stands. Are they planning something? Do they put something in the shoofly pie?
ViscountNik over 9 years ago
Shoofly pie is addictive…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Fried chicken… Apple cobbler… Freshly-churned butter…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!