Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2015
September 10, 2015
September 12, 2015
Transcript:
Man: So, Mister Haywire, how did you learn of the whereabouts of our secret prison camp? Rip Haywire: You can torture me... I won't talk! Narrator: While on a rescue mission, Rip has been captured by the rogue amish! Man: I'm sorry, what did you say? I was too busy eating this delicious fried chicken and apple cobbler. Rip Haywire: You monsters! Oh, the humanity! Man 2: Pass me the freshly churned butter to put on my smashed potatoes, Lemuel.
Fried chicken… Apple cobbler… Freshly-churned butter…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!